is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
