Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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