Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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