think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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