Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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