Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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