How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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