This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
