you would pick up someone in the library
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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