Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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