i think my tv is drunk
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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