So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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