Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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