so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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