Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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