hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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