I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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