8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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