I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
two words: eviction party
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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