My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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