And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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