As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
it was like having sex with a tree stump
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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