Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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