But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just pynch a tree in the face
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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