why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Small penises have feelings too.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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