I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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