thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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