ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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