we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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