wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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