No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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