Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
As shirtless as possible
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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