He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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