I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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