I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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