Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
