Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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