Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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