what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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