When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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