I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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