do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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