can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
