Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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