Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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