Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
