I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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