her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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