I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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