Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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