if you like me you must not know who I am
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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