Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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