your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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