what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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