it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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