I'm eating all of the evidence.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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